I dont know if the game making people were the nephews of the eccentric billionaire in charge of handing out the gold approval seals, or if Nintendo just didnt. Heroism is a funny thing when it comes to video games. A hero doesnt have to be a shining light of virtuous goodness, or a selfless bastion of hope. IGNs Editors count down the 100 greatest video games ever made. The 5. 0 worst games of all time. Allama Iqbal Poetry Book'>Allama Iqbal Poetry Book. Were ready to give hate a chance. After searching the darkest depths of gaming, we now have the 5. We arent just picking disappointing games or boring titles. These are broken messes, games without value. The following video games are noted for their negative reception. They include games that won ironic and humorous awards such as Golden Mullet Awards, games that. Mike Fahey. Kotaku elder, lover of video games, toys, snacks and other unsavory things. Worst Nes Games' title='100 Worst Nes Games' />These will live on in infamy long after boringly average games are forgotten. These are the 5. 0 worst games ever. Gaze upon them and repent Realms of Arkania Blade of Destiny. Theres nothing worse than seeing a cult classic game from the early 9. Unfortunately for Realms of Arkania Blade of Destiny, thats exactly what happened. Its sad to see a classic game brought back in such a fashion. The in game graphics options may have a beautiful setting but nothing about the games visuals is beautiful maybe if you looked at it from far away. The localization doesnt appear to be finished, as there are German words mixed in with English text, making parts of the game unintelligible to anyone who doesnt speak German. Worst of all, the game retains all of the design choices of the original, so theres no tutorial or help of any kind to guide you. You just drop in and start adventuring. UL7GAoQM/VT7unvxZcLI/AAAAAAAAD4M/fKGhp9BuQYo/s1600/renegade.gif' alt='100 Worst Nes Games' title='100 Worst Nes Games' />If you need to play Blade of Destiny, go back to the original and leave this remake in the dust. Hooters Road Trip. Because nothing says Hooters like a PC racing game If thats not bad enough, this racer handles like the wheel is on backwards, and the environments make a game like Cruisin USA look ultra realistic. Oh, and you can bet that this game is filled with Hooters girls. Loading screens, victory videos, almost every other part of the game is ripe with buxom beauties in the iconic orange shorts and white t shirts. Still, wed rather be eating overpriced chicken wings than waiting for the horrible racing to start. Hotel Mario. The Phillips CD I is infamous for its horrible Zelda ports which well cover later, but not many people remember that Mario got his own terrible CD I game as well. Hotel Mario at its core is a platformer like other Mario games, but the comparisons end there. Awful cutscenes, a nonsensical story, and some of the dumbest quotes ever pulled from video games As they say, a toaster toasts toast make this a hotel we wanted to check out of as soon as possible. We just needed to read the instruction manual to do figure out how. Plumbers Dont Wear Ties. We dont quite know how to describe this game. Its essentially a video game version of a Choose Your Own Adventure book, only with boobs. Many, many boobs. In spite of that, Plumbers Dont Wear Ties is a decidedly unerotic experience. The game looks like it was designed using a bad Power. Point presentation and Microsoft Paint graphics, and playing it is the same as clicking through a DVD menu. If you feel like punishing yourself, you can currently play the whole thing on You. Tube thanks to in video links. For historys sake, we suggest you try it, but dont blame us when you have to throw up. Yaiba Ninja Gaiden ZWe love alternative takes on our favorite franchises, but only when those new perspectives are done well and have some understanding of what makes the franchise popular. Yaiba Ninja Gaiden Z took all of the progress made by the 3. D Ninja Gaiden games and threw it out the window, turning it into a brain dead zombie hack and slasher that doesnt satisfy in the least. Yaiba tried to take us back to the days of classic Ninja Gaiden, but it only brought two features repetitive gameplay and insane difficulty. The only thing this game does thats new is add a really unlikeable character in Yaiba. Seriously, we know hes a cyborg and all, but a little personality outside of a foul mouth and disrespecting women wouldve been great. Well stick with Ryu Hayabusa in our Ninja Gaiden games. Motorbike. We wanted to throw in the towel with this game as soon as we heard the lifeless title, but in fact the actual experience is so much more underwhelming than we could have imagined. Take everything you loved about the Trials series, strip to its bare bones, and release whats left to get Motorbike. Its one of the most shameless clones weve ever seen, except its far worse than the game its trying to emulate. The gameplay is basically the same as Trials try and complete a track while jumping over obstacles and traversing big gaps. However, when the obstacles are school buses falling from the sky in random ways, we find ourselves having to restart because the bus didnt fall at the right angle and we cant get past it. Why the obstacles arent fixed to the track is beyond us, but that randomness makes for a really frustrating and pointless experience. Well stick to the trials of Trials, thanks. Lula 3. DLula 3. D is Leisure Suit Larry without any inhibitions whatsoever. Where Larry cant get a girl into bed to save his life, Lula is a pornographic actress, so her adventures cut straight to the bedroom. As such, nudity levels in Lula 3. D are sky high, but the games lack of fun is rivaled only by its lack of respectable clothing. The story of Lula 3. D has the heroine trying to save her kidnapped co stars so she can make her own porno movie, but the objectives make little to no sense. Go into the bedroom and host a webcam show, thatll get your friends back Wait, now the game shifts into a cover based first person shooter, so shoot your way outAlso, basic movement is mouse to turn and keyboard to move, but doing both at the same time can crash the game. Basic movement can crash the game Not even the cheap thrills can save Lula and her pals. Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Originally planned to commemorate SEGAs mascots 1. Sonic 2. 00. 6 turned out to represent the terrible monster the franchise had become. Here, the once proud king of fast action platforming personified how far the mighty do fall were talking Spinal Tap proportions. A terribly jumpy camera, lousy collision, and an uninspired and downright creepy story are three things that Triple A titles should avoid at all costs. The real culprit here, though, is the fact that Sonic just isnt fun. If the litany of Sonic titles from the past ten years or so doesnt convince you, playing only an hour of Sonic 2. Unlimited Sa. Ga. Japanese RPGs get a lot of flak these days. Robert Miles Dreamland Zip there. People call them linear, obtuse slogs through redundant settings in which you grind out levels so as to figure out a baroque combat system used to finish an excessively insipid plot with obnoxious characters. People these days are dumb they were talking about this ten years ago with Unlimited Sa. Ga. More or less a board game for exploration with slot machine like combat, Unlimited Sa. Gas name must have come from the infinite amounts of tedium that players could expect. These unlucky or equally dumb players didnt move around dungeons or towns in the traditional sense more than they just chose locations and NPCs to talk to, and battles were just as much about lousy luck as they were about stat building and smart tactics. Sweet Alison Game Download there. There may not be one definitive cause for JRPG decline in the West, but this might be as close as we can to pinpointing it. Ashes Cricket 2. 01. Video games can be great teachers they can offer a glimpse into sports youve never tried, worlds youve never seen. Ashes Cricket 2. 01. When the developer offers refunds to anyone who purchased the game, as they did with Ashes Cricket, you know there are big problems. Trickstar Games tried to build a brand new system from the ground up to capture every aspect of the sport of cricket, but nothing that they created worked at all.